I LOVE BARRY. BARRY’S MY BOYFRIEND. HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BAAAAAAAABE.
I DON’T LOVE STEVE. STEVE IS A DOUCHEBAG. EVEN THOUGH WE WERE ENGAAAAAAAAAAGED.
BE-CAUSE
NOW I LOVE BARRY. BARRY’S MY BOYFRIEND. HE BRINGS ME ICE CREAM IN BEDDDDDD.
STEVE IS A DICK. HE SLEPT WITH MY COUSIN. I WISH THAT STEVEN WAS DEADDDDDDDD.
EVERYBODY, SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS!